The Adventures of Earth Spacedock! 7


[ESD] THE ADVENTURES OF EARTH SPACEDOCK! 


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  • rattler2rattler2 Posts: 26,519Member Arc User
    The Elite Tactical Drone is now minus a head thanks to Krystal's Tholian Crystaline Sword.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    *More drones come, carrying shields.*
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  • dareaudareau Posts: 2,061Member Arc User
    admiralnat wrote: »
    *Cue a Borg Invasion*

    "Korlak" slips out from beneath Ardrian's sword, runs to the Director, yelling "Cut Cut Cut".

    Whispers something in the Director's ear, about how Borg Invasions, Iconian Technologies, especially the Omega stuffs, and Undine don't get along too well. And another explosion in near-Earth orbit would be too much for the people to tolerate.

    Having safely banished the Borg Invasion queue to the nether realms, Korlak slips back "under the knife" and motions to restart the scene...
    New Forum, new attempt at complaining about ship tiers and the exclusion of two certain "iconic" hero ships from "endgame" in STO.
    Being that T5 / Fleet T5 / T5 Upgraded isn't "officially" endgame anymore (that's Fleet T6 now) can we see these excluded ships at T5 / T5.5 / T5U11...
    Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    *Cue an Undine vessel emerging from a Fluidic Rift, weapons targeting the U.S.S. Firestorm.*

    Undine Vessel: You have something we want. Give it to us.
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  • rattler2rattler2 Posts: 26,519Member Arc User
    Krystal sighs, gets a burrito, and sits down to eat her food.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    *I turn and look at Krystal*

    Seriously? We've got an Undine standing right here, and an Undine vessel that could probably destroy any number of our ships and maybe ESD, and you're just sitting around eating food?
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    Krystal looks at Nat.

    "Admiral... there's a little too much insanity for me to process right now," she said. "Hard to keep track of what's going on."
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    "Captain! You've dealt with temporal anomalies, dimensional stuff, and all kinds of other weird assignments, yet can't process one Undine here and an Undine ship out there!?"
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    Krystal looks at Nat.

    "I can handle that," she said before resting her bloody Tholian Sword against the table. "I can't handle sudden Borg attacks on top of Undine, on top of an army of Tovan Kev, on top of some other random thing... on top of another random thing..."

    She sighs and shakes her head.
    "It was something like this that got the Lexington in for repairs."
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Posts: 5,528Member Arc User
     Edited April 27
    Korlak holds a tomato soup while under the threatening spike of Ardrian's sword. But just as he's about to reply, Q Junior flashes in, nearby, to address the Borg problem.

    "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times... don't provoke the Borg!" Q Junior yells.

    At that, another omnipotent being flashes in, prompting Terry to yell out again. "Q!?"

    "No, it's Qu. It sounds the same, but it's spelled differently. You see, I'm trying to one-up Q Junior here, and I'm doing a damn well good job of it," Qu explains with crossed arms.

    Q Junior flashes all the Borg away in response. "Hey! I'm the one who does mischief, not you!"

    "Uh," Qu replys, flashing a bunch of Fek'Ihri in and all over the place. "You don't have the market on mischief. Just ask those message board users on that one plain and stuff."

    Q Junior and Qu begin flashing all kinds of species in and out of Spacedock, from Pakled to M-113s to Cardassians, until their flash abilities collide.

    "Oh, crud! I think we just made Cardassians a playable species??" Qu stops.

    Q Junior tries to flash it away with no luck. "Not good. This was never supposed to happen. The thought of it was only meant to be a false hope to keep players around."

    "If we do it together, in unison we may be able to fix this," Qu suggests.

    Q Junior nods. "Agreed!"

    FLASH! Seconds later, the entire Spacedock is seemingly returned back to normal. But, on look-out to the Earth, Terry notices it isn't rotating.

    "Wait. Are we in some messed up, anarchistic copy-universe now where anything can happen??" Terry asks.

    Qu shrugs. "I don't know. I just do things."

    He and Q Junior flash away, leaving Korlak and Ardrian confused.
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    An anarchistic copy-universe where anything can happen?

    So, it's the like Super Amazing Fight Thread now?

    Wait, how can I know about that?

    That's an entirely different reality for this one!

    WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?!?!

    *Goes insane and sets off ESD's self destruct.*
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  • dareaudareau Posts: 2,061Member Arc User
    <We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>

    "Huh?"

    <We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>

    Korlak looks around, taking a sip of his soup. "What manners of insanity is this?"

    Ardrian sighs, "I saw a couple of Q's messing around a few times already. Lord knows what now."

    <We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>

    Ardrian looks up, at the closest loudspeaker, "I've heard the mantra before. The strong shall survive, the weak shall perish. And let me fill you in on a little secret, the strength this Federation shows is an understanding of teamwork."

    Korlak takes another sip of his soup.
    <We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>

    "So, what sayest you?" Ardrian looks square into the eyes of Korlak, "shall we combine our individual strengths into a massive strength, and find out what Q's throwing around here now?"

    <We're sorry, the code you inputted for the self destruct is invalid>

    Korlak, soup.

    "Or do I find a way to summon me one of these Q beings and have them... test... fluidic space?"

    Korlak gulps down the soup, oblivious to the swordpoint that made it a touch, painful. "I thought it was customary to seal an agreement like this with a handshake, or is that just a human custom? Either way, kinda hard..."

    Ardrian slings the rifle onto the magnetic clip that keeps it attached to his back, and swaps the sword into his off hand. He offers his hand...
    New Forum, new attempt at complaining about ship tiers and the exclusion of two certain "iconic" hero ships from "endgame" in STO.
    Being that T5 / Fleet T5 / T5 Upgraded isn't "officially" endgame anymore (that's Fleet T6 now) can we see these excluded ships at T5 / T5.5 / T5U11...
    Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
  • hawku001xhawku001x Posts: 5,528Member Arc User
    Korlak extends his arm, about to shake Ardrian's hand but stops. "Ah! The Undine venom that kills your kind. I was going to Harry Kim you, but now, perhaps I will not."

    He retracts his arm and hands his soup to one of the Security officers.

    "But, promise me you'll let me kill someone? Anyone?? Never mind. Perhaps we should investigate your Cargo Bay 14."
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  • dareaudareau Posts: 2,061Member Arc User
    "Sounds better than slapping some guy around that's messing with self destruct consoles. Security should have him."

    Ardrian sheaths his sword, and picks up his phaser that Captain Terry dropped, attaching it to it's spot on his hip. Rearmed, Ardrian motions the Yeoman over, "Alright, Korlak's with us now, and says that Cargo Bay 14 needs an... investigation. Let's go check it out."

    About a minute later, on the way to Cargo Bay 14

    "Say I killed you back there. What would you have learned?" Ardrian enquires of Korlak, kinda looking over his shoulder while making sure he's not about to crosscheck a bulkhead.

    "That I was weak."

    "And would you remember that?"

    "The dead don't function. Why would I care?"

    "Exactly." Ardrian emphasizes, "the dead don't learn anything. Now seriously maim..."

    "Admiral," Thoreau interjects, "your 'other side' waking up?"

    "Pragmatic side." Ardrian snips, "It's not like I'm escorting a hostile death machine into a potentially dangerous cargo bay..."

    As the group approaches the door, Ardrian slips almost into a whisper, "and I'd like survivors for questioning. The dead don't talk, either. Some restraint please, Korlak..."

    The group checks their weapons, ensuring they're set to 'stun'...
    New Forum, new attempt at complaining about ship tiers and the exclusion of two certain "iconic" hero ships from "endgame" in STO.
    Being that T5 / Fleet T5 / T5 Upgraded isn't "officially" endgame anymore (that's Fleet T6 now) can we see these excluded ships at T5 / T5.5 / T5U11...
    Note, these ships have no letters after the dash in their registry numbers, whether it was 01 or 1701...
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    "These self destruct codes aren't working! Well, so much for removing the crazy universe at the starting point."

    *Returns to the U.S.S. Firestorm and prepares to travel back in time.*
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  • the0infamousthe0infamous Posts: 320Member Arc User
     Edited April 28
    Elihu and Lydia M'Konel, the Beta-Vulcan and Romulan centurion respectively, are messing with some sort of device. They activate it and hide it somewhere no one would ever think to look, a box of Avatar the Last Airbender DVDs.

    Then they calmly leave the cargo bay.
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    What color is the sun?
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    A redshirt enters the cargo bay, looking for their delivery of Avatar the Last Airbender DVDs.

    They find it, and open it up.

    "What's this device thingy here for?"
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  • the0infamousthe0infamous Posts: 320Member Arc User
    The device vanishes as if it never existed.
    What color is the sun?
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    The redshirt becomes confused.

    "What was that device? Am I imagining things?"
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  • rattler2rattler2 Posts: 26,519Member Arc User
    Krystal gets up, stretches, and heads out in a random direction.
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  • conkav22conkav22 Posts: 3,805Member Arc User
    Kenton beams down enough party disco balls to make everyone on esd dance
  • rattler2rattler2 Posts: 26,519Member Arc User
     Edited April 28
    Krystal has a Nullifier. She defies the disco balls.
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  • conkav22conkav22 Posts: 3,805Member Arc User
    The disco balls swarm in and begin attacking
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    *Has a nullifier, and denies their attacks are happening.*

    What, people are being attacked? By what? I don't see any disco balls attacking people.

    *Eats a pizza*
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  • conkav22conkav22 Posts: 3,805Member Arc User
    Nats pizza gets eaten by a disco ball
  • admiralnatadmiralnat Posts: 8,594Member Arc User
    Where did the pizza go?
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  • conkav22conkav22 Posts: 3,805Member Arc User
     Edited April 28
    Kenton "Drop your nullifier "
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